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英文小笑话~~哈哈哈~

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发表于 2013-3-12 15:14:10 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
no.1
The Advantage Of Alcohol

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"

The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."

酒的好处

为了证明酒精对生物的危害,老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里,虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生:这说明了什么?

学生答道:说明人多喝酒,就不会长虫子。

no.2
  Fresh Richer
    A fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death.A person asks him:“Which one is better?”He says:“Of course the zinc1)-filled is more durable2),but the wooden is helpful to the health.

新 贵

一个新贵在墓葬品商店选购他死时要用的棺材,有人问他:“最好买哪一种?”他说:“镀锌的棺材当然比较耐用,但木制棺材有益于健康。
NOTE 注释:

1. zinc n. 锌 vt. 涂锌于.
2. durable adj. 持久的, 耐用的
no.3
You don’t have to pay for lightning
Teacher
:Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?
StudentYou don’ t have to pay for lightning.

闪电不用付钱
老师:谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别?
学生:闪电不用付钱。
no.4
Who is Disgusting
First
:“My neighbor is very disgusting,who moved here recently,he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night.
Second:“It is disgusting in faith,do you call the police?
First:“No.I just take him as a madman,and continue to play my piano.


谁可恶

甲:“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶,竟然深更半夜跑来猛按我家的门铃。
乙:“的确可恶。你有没有报警?

甲:“没有。我当他是疯子,继续弹我的琴。

no.5
Humor
Mother
:“Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair.
Susie:“Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.


幽 默

母亲:“苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。
苏茜:“天哪,妈,那你肯定一直都表现很糟。看看外婆吧。










发表于 2013-3-12 15:16:17 | 显示全部楼层
求更多。我喜欢第四只。
发表于 2013-3-12 15:30:04 | 显示全部楼层
我就是来互水的~~~看到蝌蚪文就头疼怎么破!!
发表于 2013-3-13 14:03:31 | 显示全部楼层
小桌子,我来看看你来...
发表于 2013-3-13 14:04:12 | 显示全部楼层
路过。。。踩踩踩

发表于 2013-3-14 10:51:56 | 显示全部楼层
中文还是看得懂的,哈哈
发表于 2013-3-14 11:51:51 | 显示全部楼层
很搞笑的说
发表于 2013-3-15 21:27:31 | 显示全部楼层
中文很好啊              
发表于 2013-3-17 13:52:12 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
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