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no.1
The Advantage Of Alcohol
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"
The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."
酒的好处
为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么？”
学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”
no.2
Fresh Richer A fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death．A person asks him：“Which one is better？”He says：“Of course the zinc1)－filled is more durable2)，but the wooden is helpful to the health．”
新 贵
一个新贵在墓葬品商店选购他死时要用的棺材，有人问他：“最好买哪一种？”他说：“镀锌的棺材当然比较耐用，但木制棺材有益于健康。”
NOTE 注释：
1. zinc n. 锌 vt. 涂锌于.
2. durable adj. 持久的, 耐用的 no.3 You don’t have to pay for lightning
Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？
Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning.
闪电不用付钱
老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别？
学生：闪电不用付钱。
no.4
Who is Disgusting
First：“My neighbor is very disgusting，who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night．”
Second：“It is disgusting in faith，do you call the police？”
First：“No．I just take him as a madman，and continue to play my piano．”
谁可恶
甲：“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶，竟然深更半夜跑来猛按我家的门铃。”
乙：“的确可恶。你有没有报警？”
甲：“没有。我当他是疯子，继续弹我的琴。”
no.5
Humor
Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair．”
Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror．Just look at Grandma．”
幽 默
母亲：“苏茜，每次你表现不好，我就多长一根白头发。”
苏茜：“天哪，妈，那你肯定一直都表现很糟。看看外婆吧。”
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