《生活大爆炸》谢耳朵经典语录

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Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;

冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，也不会很热到直流汗。  

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In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.  
夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。

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It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,  nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话， 不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。

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I could go on, but I think I've made my point. 我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。  

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Forget? You want me to forget?This mind does not forget. I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? 我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊! 从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事

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Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."  "许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"  

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Sheldon,you are a smart guy. Sheldon，你是个聪明人

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I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."   要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行

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You've given me an obligation.  你给了我一份责任  

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Don't feel bad,Penny,it's a classic rookie mistake. My first Hanukah with Sheldon,he yelled at me for eight nights. 别太郁闷Penny，一般新手都会犯这个错误。我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节 他吼了我八夜   

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Sheldon: Why are you crying?你为嘛哭呢？
Penny: Because I'm stupid! 因为我太傻了！
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心

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If I've learned anything from British televishion shows on PBS, it's that servants dine downstairs with their own kind.
要说我从PBS台的英剧里学到什么的话，那就是仆人和他的同伴们都是坐楼下吃饭的。

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It's just that all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration.
只是认识他这么久，他从没被我表扬过。

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Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。

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I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.
我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商物种，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物。

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That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be 0000.
那是我的专座。在这个不断变化的世界里，这是不变的一点。假设我的生命用一个建立在四维直角坐标系里的方程来表示的话，这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始就成为了我的。

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.I was wrong. Minstrels will write songs about you. There once was a brave lad named Leonard with a fie fie fiddle dee dee.He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.
我错了。吟游诗人会为你写歌的。有个勇敢小伙名叫Leonard，个子小小毫不起眼，他英勇地去找巨人要钱。Raj一旁吓破了胆。

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Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so I'm going to have to let one of you go.
维持五个朋友的友情太困难了，所以...我要开除你们其中一个。